This lightweight sueded tee carries a playful, slightly sardonic vibe — a tiny, wide-eyed horseshoe crab floats amid soft bubbles beneath the cheeky headline. If you work as a biopharma scientist in purification, formulation or analytical development, then you know what it's like to visit LAL hell, when you can't get your product to pass specs. This shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: soft against the skin, drapes casually, and keeps its shape thanks to side seams and a ribbed crew neck. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, to low-key meetups, or layered under a jacket when you want a quiet, humorous touch. The understated print reads like a private joke bench workers in the pharma industry, adding character without shouting for attention.
Product features - 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester sueded fabric for a soft, smooth hand - Lightweight (145 g/m²) — breezy and comfortable all day - Side seamed construction and preshrunk fabric to maintain shape - Ribbed crew neck collar (1x1) that stretches and returns for a neat fit - Sewn-in label and adult sizing; blanks sourced from Nicaragua and Honduras
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
