Soy Candle 9 oz - This candle is going up in smoke, just like my federal grant (Humor)

A gift candle perfect for anyone affected by the latest government funding fiasco. This gift is for those who use dark humor as a coping mechanism to get through trying and uncertain times. Relevant for retirement parties, civil servants, those in graduate school, principal investigators, academics, workers at various institutes and government funded institutions. Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic soy wax blend with a cotton wick - Reusable glass vessel for decor - Scent profiles including Atlantis Whisper and Christmas Warmth - Compliant with safety standards - Choose from six different aromatic scents Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.