Unisex Garment Lab Humor Tee - ELISA, "the only time no one complains about being too sensitive", gift for bench scientist

Show off your lab humor and scientific flair with this witty “ELISA” T-shirt — because sometimes, being too sensitive is exactly what we’re going for. Perfect for scientists, lab techs, biochemists, or anyone who appreciates the lighter side of assay life, this tee pairs soft comfort with a sharp sense of humor.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton, it’s garment-dyed for a lived-in feel and vibrant tone that only gets better with time. Whether you’re pipetting in the lab, relaxing after experiments, or grabbing coffee with your research crew, this shirt keeps you comfortable while turning heads. It also makes a great gift for science lovers who can take a joke — and a good absorbance reading.

Product Features

• Unisex fit available in sizes S–4XL

• 100% ring-spun, garment-dyed cotton for a soft, breathable feel

• Durable double-needle stitching for lasting wear

• Pre-shrunk and pigment-dyed for that perfectly broken-in look

• Ethically made and sustainably sourced from US-grown cotton

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Iron on low if needed

• Do not dry clean

• 	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
  Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
  Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
  Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50